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i hate when i lose things at school like my pencils and papers and life ambitions
oh my god mom why are u getting mad? i was just trying to offer u some of this dank ass weed
takin off ur bra at the end of the day
walk up into the club like where are the penguins?
what the fuck are u trying to say
quoth the raven, “yah nastee”
i wonder if teachers play the “who’s a virgin” game in their heads in class
Date idea: buy me a bunch of Girl Scout cookies and watch me eat them all